Thurs. Oct 18, 2007


Hunky: . We discovered something new recently.

Dorie:  Popcorn! We think it's food - we observed the Husband putting it in his mouth and not taking it out again - but it has no taste, and it has the texture of rotted wood.

Hunky: . He noticed our curiosity and he offered us some, but gave us no indication as what we were expected to do with it.

Dorie:  So we went through the standard cat procedures - sniffing it, putting in out mouths, carrying it around, dropping it, batting it with our paws ...

Hunky: . ... but there was no significant response that would determine our next move.

Dorie:  So I made the obvious choice and walked away from it ....

Hunky: . ... but I was determined to draw it out find its purpose. Alas, I too failed to find any significance in its presence.

Dorie:  We have decided that as a food, it is boring.

Hunky: . And as a cat toy it is even more boring.

Dorie:  Has to be one of those human anomalies that doesn't translate well to cat.