July 12, 2008 Saturday
Hunky: .Just when we were gaining an interpretation (if not an understanding) of this television thing, we discovered another incongruous part of the nefarious scheme.
Dorie: ..Not all of what shows up on tv is new. In fact a lot of it has been there before. Exactly as it was the first time - no embellishments, no adjustments, no attempts at improvement..
Hunky: .But here's the really weird part. Humans will watch it all again, still mesmerized, even though they'd seen it all before.
Dorie: Apparently they don't realize that they'd seen all this before, or they'd be out doing something more useful.
Hunky: .This television nonsense seems to have a rather dibilitating effect if you're human.
Dorie: Fortunately, we don't have that problem.